Ballads of Oræd

A mist of brackish water blows by as you walk along the western coast of your homeland, the island continent Oræd. You close your eyes and imagine packing your belongings and setting sail, to discover the hidden Snake Elves who no outsider has seen, or to visit the Wish Wyrm in the Hills of Alchemy and ask for a boon. You see yourself running into druidic pilgrims out at sea, who would lead you to the giant oracle Olgatha, that prophet who could unveil your destiny. The vision continues, your ship cresting ever more distant waves until it suddenly plummets into a hidden rift. Demons wait below, while yet more crawl forth from a nearby hellmouth. A crash of water against rocky cliffs shakes you from the daydream, and the shrieks of demons are replaced by the calls of gulls. Perhaps the sea isn’t the way to go, with so much of the land here yet to be uncovered. Tales have reached you of renegade golems, treacherous warlocks, and lycanthrope cults, all to the north. A fossilised wyvern the size of a mountain range lies to the south, and travellers are whispering that it stirs with life. To the east, dragons, giants, and vampires rule, while bestial folk claim what little is left. So much to explore, so many lives that could be led, maybe it could be more than just a dream. About the Book: Ballads of Oræd contains a fantasy world with all its creatures, treasure, and quests, designed for compatibility with Old School Essentials. Includes: 230 pages, with over 100 full pages of full-colour art Nine chapters exploring adventures in the distinct regions of Oræd Detailed atlas and seafaring guide provide help with navigation A bestiary presents monsters A section of character illustrations brings life to Oræd’s denizens The Team: Art, writing, and design by Jean deMers Published by Exalted Funeral Press 232 pages, 8.5" x 11", open spine coptic bound book, colored paper edges, printed edges. 3-panel referee’s screen with additional info and reference material. PDFs included. 

Owlmanac

Owlmanac is guaranteed to bring more hoots and howls to your Shadowdark game! Foreword by Kelsey Dionne, the creator of Shadowdark RPG! Four Shadowdark supplements are amalgamated into one Owlmanac, with enough to keep you hooting and howling with laughter! A supplement for Shadowdark RPG Including rules for new character Ancestry and Class options for ShadowDark, along with Talent and Advancement Tables, Pugerus, and more! Note: This is a Third-Party product, and requires the Shadowdark RPG rules for play.  Owlmanac includes: Owl Ancestry and Nine Owl Classes. Introducing the BardOwl, Orac-Owl, OwlBerserker, Owlchemist, Owldritch Knight, Owllusionist, Owlssassin, Owltimate Warrior, and Vowlkyrie!  Play a Duck Dungeoneer! Spelunkers, delvers, and divers by nature, who lust for adventure and exploring damp, dark places. Includes pregenerated Duck Dungeoneer Character with art by Jennell Jaquays! Welcome to ShadowBark! Dogs are courageous, loyal, and fun comrades. They can be fierce protectors and faithful allies. New Rover Class. Play a Rover! Wanderers, seekers, and hunters by nature, who take the road less travelled by. Cry havoc! Unleash the hogs of war! Play a Pork Destroyer! Including rules for a new Pork Ancestry and Destroyer Class for ShadowDark, along with Talent and Advancement tables, Weapon rules, Critical hits, and more! Including new talents, spells, potions, runes, lore, and magical items, improvised weapons, piecemeal armor, critical hits, and more! Designed by the Creator of DuckQuest, Darcy Perry.  The Team: Written by Darcy PerryArt by  John Latta, Darcy Perry, Johan Tieldow, Jacob Blackmon, Dean Spencer, John Bilodeau, Chet Minton, Sal Valente, and James V. West Published by Exalted Funeral in collaboration with Star Hat Miniatures 96 pages, A5 size, hardcover sewn bound book, foil stamped cover, b&w interior. PDF included. 

Arkos + PDF

A stunning betrayal has broken Arkos, the City-Sphere of Law, plunging it into bitter violence. The stability and joy Arkos once provided are vanishing.Vea, one of its founding gods, has turned tyrant.But nothing–not even a war amongst the gods–can stop Arkos’ legendary nightclubs from opening their doors to those who seek the deepest, wildest experiences life has to offer.What are you waiting for? The world to end? // NOW ENTERING ARKOS // You were drinking swill at The Empty Cup when Vea unleashed her Peacekeepers onto the city. Or maybe you were at Arkanis haggling with a goblin clerk over the price of a spell. Or maybe you were riding on an air medusa, Arkos’ famed floating jellyfish, flying high above the city when it changed forever. Whatever your circumstance, the next choice is up to you. Choose wisely, disaster and glory are both close at hand. And who knows? Maybe the choices of mortals can sway the gods themselves. About Arkos: Arkos is a high-stakes science-fantasy setting and adventure for Troika! You are the citizens of Arkos, a city thrust into disorder by a tyrant god.  What roads will you take–what doors will you open–during this tumultuous time in the Great City of Law?  Join a faction trying to shape the city’s fate? Take direct action against the worshippers of the oppressor god? Go wild in an Arkosian nightclub?  Possibilities abound, and, these days in Arkos, everything seems up for the taking. Arkos includes: Arkos - 86 pages, hardcover, full color. A complete science-fantasy setting and adventure with random tables for names, crowds, nightclubs, encounters for each of the city’s five wards, artificial weather, digital sky, and more! 24 unique points of interest throughout the city 5 Gods of Law Two dungeon crawls // The Mind Fortress + Backstage at Club Obscura A deadly pointcrawl through the forbidden Omnus Ward New enemies // Stasis-Cats, Terror Visions, Angry Angles, and more! New spells // Alchemical Drip, Astral Disco, Dopplegang, and more! 11 Backgrounds to play, such as: Rogue Automatic // Mechanical warriors who abandoned their knightly order to follow their own path Spellsinger // Daring duelists who can capture spells with their powerful voices and unleash them as their own. Hyperthread // Thoughtful monks who bear capes made of magical, endless cloth that can envelope and hold almost any being 12 sparks // Recent events that connect each Background to the City-Sphere 12 stakes // Something each Background can lose or has already lost A subway system with random tables for station and train crowds, train vibes, and unique instances  Dozens of memorable NPCs (like the fiery sage Tourniquet Morphine or Moonstone, the charming Astral Elf merchant) as well as a myriad of random tables to create your own 4 nightclubs with random tables for encounters, crowds, vibes, and rumors as well as their own curated playlist to set the tone  4 factions, each with a leader, HQ, member generator table, and a quest for the players to undertake The Low-High Courts // A centuries-old, byzantine network of legal and political power ruled by despotic Magistrate The Heretical Orders of Numerology // Math cultists who believe numbers are the true gods    Plus Minus Plus Minus // a blister-punk band that got so big and so cool, they became a full-fledged, free-wheeling hedonistic movement The Gathering // A decentralized network of beings struggling to create a more just world amidst upheaval, uncertainty, and cutthroat competition The Team: Written and designed by John KordoshCover illustration by Michael RibaltchenkoIllustrated by Valentin Outreciel, Sam Mameli, Dave B. Norton, John Kordosh, and Michael RibaltchenkoDungeon maps by Gérémia GayaudMetro map by Eric SchrecongostPlaylists curated by Sean Ingram 86 pages, A5 hardcover, color, PDF included.

The Forest Primordia - Hardcover Edition

Eat godmeat! Roam with drunken trees! Explore a crumbling fortress guarded by depressed, mechanical knights!  Investigate the mysteries and survive the dangers of a lost, nameless Forest-Sphere where Chaos has made its indelible mark.   You’re on a pleasure barge sailing through the cosmic void, traveling from Sphere to Sphere, when a terrible rending echoes against the barge’s glittering walls. Glass shatters. Explosions erupt. The Emerald Vault heaves to a sudden and disconcerting stop. This was not your intended destination. You look out from the barge windows and see a beach of pure white sand stretching out before you. Crystalline vultures circle high above and albino crabs skitter this way and that. Beyond the beach is a shining woodland brimming with vitality. The longer one peers into the sparkling forest the more colors they divine. Leaves glimmer, roots undulate, the soil murmurs. Even from this distance the sense of life is overwhelming. About The Forest Primordia: The Forest Primordia is an adventure module designed for Troika!, the preeminent science-fantasy RPG system amongst the humpbacked skies.  Players become Dreamscar Knights, Amnesiac Aristocrats, Living Labs, or one of the eight other unique Backgrounds to try and make (or lose) their way through the strange and deadly Forest-Sphere.    The adventure has a variety of random tables to add spice and intrigue to the adventure’s three main locales: the Forest itself, the Deconstructed Ziggurat, and the Village That Eats Its God Every Night. NPCs with their own motivations, vices, and virtues inject the scenario with surprises for the GM and players alike. Stepping into a weirder world has never been easier.  “The Forest Primordia is done by someone who gets the (weird fantasy) genre which in turn helped me get the genre.” - Cannibal Halfling "Of all of the TroikaFest items I’ve seen so far, this one is probably the easiest to run straight away.” - Polyhedral Nonsense The Forest Primordia features: Full color art including concept sketches A complete science-fantasy adventure with random tables for encounters with villagers, knights, and forest folk as well as backstories, weather, dungeon chambers, dreams, and plot hooks for future adventures A hexcrawl across the Forest-Sphere A dungeon crawl through a crumbling, doom-laden ziggurat 11 new Backgrounds to play like Mindseed Revelator or Soulbroken Gunsavior  6 new spells (Phantasy Sword! Rewind! Phasewalk! Negative Scan! Stench Vapor! Homunculus!) New items (holy relics, assorted intoxicants, and one piece of potentially sentient clothing) New enemies like electric ghosts, chaos spiders, and slug spawns A curated playlist for immersive adventuring A Chaos Lord! The Team: Written by John KordoshEdited by David KordoshCover illustration by Michael RibaltchenkoIllustrated by Dave B. Norton, Eric Schrecongost, and John KordoshDungeon map by Gérémia GayaudHex map by Eric SchrecongostAdventure playlist curated by Sean Ingram 56 pages, A5, color, PDF included

Month of Misery

Tired of being miserable in the same old ways? Have the PCs become a bit too heroic? Do you want more death and humor at the same time? Then you need Month of Misery! What is Month of Misery? Open up this zine to explore over 31 days worth of content featuring EVEN MORE TEETH, an altar upon which you may sacrifice your dearest loved one, ways to get suuuuuper pfvcking high to help you cope with the misery, and a fishing mini-game—yes, that's right, a fishing mini-game! (No game is complete without a fishing mini-game. This is surely a necessary addition.) See what totally real people are saying: "I opened the cover and it's already going on about a weird tooth-thing that can make your penis rot off. Where did I go wrong?" —Greyson's mom, probably "Blasphemous. Heretical. Profane." —Anuk Schleger "Wow, this fishing mini-game really was a necessary addition!" —everyone Jokes aside, this third-party zine should help add some miserable spice to your MÖRK BORG sessions. It's a compilation of responses to the MÖRKTOBER 2023 prompts put out by Exeunt Press with additional content and professional editing. The Team: Conceived and birthed by Greyson YandtPublished by Exalted Funeral 32 pages, A5 size, staple-bound zine, full-color printing. PDF included. Month of Misery is an independent production by Greyson Yandt and is not affiliated with Ockult Örtmästare Games or Stockholm Kartell. It is published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License.MÖRK BORG is copyright Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell.

Ballads of Oræd

Owlmanac

The Forest Primordia

Arkos + PDF

Month of Misery

Fukuzatsu + PDF

Fukuzatsu: Attaccarat + PDF

Dread Shores & Black Horizons

Doomed Brood: Boss Party - Series 1

Dark Dungeon Dwellers: Boss Party - Series 2

ARKYVR + PDF

USS Scorpio, Please Respond + PDF

Mitosis + PDF

Echoes in the Graveyard + PDF

Sunset Over Ithaca + PDF

Arkady's Outpost + PDF

Alternate Classes From the Hecate Sector + PDF

Curse of the Hat Man + PDF

Dying Hard on the Hardlight Station

DO NOT REMOVE-DO NOT TRANSCRIBE + PDF

Exalted Funeral "Summoner" Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Mausritter T-shirt

Witchburner T-shirt

Exalted Funeral Skully Chrome T-Shirt

Wardroop Shirt

Techno Lich Short Sleeve T-shirt

Skully Chrome Pullover Hoodie

Wardroop Pullover Hoodie

Carcass Crawler - The Official Old School Essentials Zine

Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme - Sensible Middle Class Edition

Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme - Public School Edition

Monty Python RPG - Fetchez la Vache! 3-in-1 Game Set

Monty Python RPG - Head of Light Entertainment Gamemaster Screen

Monty Python RPG - Black Beast Custom Dice Set

Albatross Edition Custom Dice

Monty Python RPG - Dice Catapult

Monty Python RPG - Coconut Dice Roller

Monty Python RPG - Merit and Demerit Tokens

Monty Python RPG - Medeeple Set

Land of Eem Deluxe Box Set

Land of Eem Standard Box Set

Land of Eem - Core Rulebook

Land of Eem - The Mucklands Sandbox Campaign Setting

Diabolical Drilling Co.

Sygil, The Mirrored Reality - Core Deck

Sygil, Beyond the Gates of Hell - Expansion Deck

Black Mold - West Wing Expansion

Boneforest

Clash at Rook's Point

Cult of the Deep

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