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Record Collectors Are Pretentious Assholes: "Exalted Funeral Can Suck It" Edition

Price
$50.00

RECORD COLLECTORS ARE PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLES is a game about life’s most worthwhile and important pursuit: collecting records.


About the game:

Players use Collector and Enhancement cards to build a collection superior to those of their tasteless and derivative opponents.

Just like in real life, when the game ends the person with the best record collection wins!

This card game is a DIY effort much like all your favorite 70s and 80s punk and hardcore records. Each copy of the game is hand assembled by Slow Death Games.

For 2-4 players.


Created by Slow Death Games


Each box includes two decks of cards, 6 custom dice, a rules summary card and an instruction sheet. In a special collector's tin for the first time!

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NEW FOR OLD SCHOOL ESSENTIALS!

Old-School Essentials Official Adventure Scenario: Adventure Anthology 1

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$20.00

Old-School Essentials Adventure 

 

Four short adventures for Old-School Essentials, each crafted by a leading old-school writer. PCs’ search for gold and glory will take them from disease-ridden sewers and bejeweled vaults, to sinister temples and to the deep void of space.

  • The Jeweler’s Sanctum (level 1–3):
    Delve into the abandoned workshop of a jeweler-magician.
    Written by Giuseppe Rotondo, illustrated by Mark Lyons.
  • Curse of the Maggot God (level 2–3):
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  • The Comet That Time Forgot (level 9+):
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    Written by D. M. Wilson and Sarah Brunt, illustrated by Stefan Poag.

GET VOLUME 2 HERE!

    Cover artist: Frank Scacalossi

    64 page hardcover; A5 (Digest) size; deluxe quality sewn binding; endpapers printed with maps and area summaries. PDF included. 

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