In a fantasy world where raw magic is extracted from the earth like a fossil fuel—unsustainably, dangerously, and for the profit of billionaire death cultists—you are a member of the Black Shields: an order of anti-extractionist resistance fighters.
The Shields aren't afraid to get their hands dirty. You've blown up a pipeline before, and you'd gladly do it again because you care about the future. It's not a question of if raw magic will spill from pipelines and freighters to transform local wildlife into bloodthirsty abominations—it’s a question of when.
A percentage of all zine sales’ profits are donated to extraction resistance efforts.
Foil the greedy magic extraction industry's plans with cunning spells, creative violence, and collective action.
Plan attacks on magic extraction sites along the Feystone Hex-L Pipeline. But you know what they say about best-laid plans: sometimes, they go sideways when a bunch of necromancers show up to fight you. What? No one says that? Well, it's true.
Follow the Feystone Hex-L Pipeline underground and discover an ancient evil. Bludgeon (or be bludgeoned by) the reanimated fossils of animals that early humans helped usher towards extinction. This one's got a giant drill kaiju, a doomed lich’s dungeon, and utopian city planning.
Road trip! In the aftermath of destroying a pipeline and/or lich, the party’s on the run from more enemies than they can count. Complicating matters, their comrades in Central America call for aid. Hijack a houseboat, hop a hover-train, or high-tail it on a horse to evade capture at the hands of state thugs, shapeshifting wights, and giant wasps. Remember: it’s about the journey, and about the extraction infrastructure you blow up along the way.
An unfathomably chaotic elemental storm pummels the Yucatan Peninsula with snow, lava, firenadoes, and worse. The source seems to be a recently re-opened mine…did someone say too greedily and too deep? Confront autonomous mining constructs on the fritz, resurrected dinosaur fossils, and a haunted artificial intelligence while trying to stop the storm.
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