Carcass Crawler #5
by Necrotic Gnome published by Exalted Funeral Press
We all crossed our fingers and believed in fairies and clapped our hands and enough of the replacement shipment arrived in tact so that we can release Carcass Crawler #5 today! So we can clap even more! And tinkerbell is lively and happy! I've seen the recorded broadway version with Sandy Duncan as Peter Pan more than the disney cartoon. That must be what groomed me to be woke. Changelings and ratlings and rolling down the river! I love Creedence, but Tina Turner does the better version of Rolling on a River.
Black Antlers
by Daniel Harila Carlsen published by Exalted Funeral Press
The delirium induced by cold is quite different from that from heat. It's difficult to exactly explain the subjective particularities of the two. I will offer this advice for running Black Antlers. Take a Megabus from Cleveland to New York in the winter. You may need to time travel. A greyhound won't work because there is no outdoor layover in Pittsburgh on the Greyhound. Greyhound produces another type of madness, we can talk about that another time. Make sure to get your feet wet in slush. After an hour and a half in the cold, a primordial panic will set in. It's a Sunday and not much is open. Once you've gotten enough of a sense to run this adventure, go inside the Greyhound station even though you were told not to wait there.
Black Antlers Deluxe Bundle
So, you don't want to subject yourself to experiments with hypothermia in order to properly run this adventure? Or you don't want to go through the hassle of creating a time machine to travel to when Megabus still went to Cleveland. Well maybe you could Megabus from Albany, but I don't know first hand if it would be as effective. Well we care about every single referee running this adventure, so as an alternative we have this bundle which includes a cassette soundtrack to get your brain waves in tune with the adventure, a special pamphlet for generating reindeer, and a map. These are limited and numbered.
