Black Antlers

Heretic herders, butchered and
frozen for all eternity.

 

About the book:


Black Antlers is a hypothermic nightmare crawl for MÖRK BORG and other tabletop roleplaying games, suitable for an evening of depravity, or several sessions of play.
Written as a sandbox, Black Antlers can be dropped into any campaign or butchered and reconstructed to your liking.

Set in Tuonela, a desolate, northern hamlet. Stuck in eternal winter tormented by a herd vengeful reanimated reindeer, the players must find out what happened to Tuonela or join the frozen corpse piles. 

There are plenty of other things to do in Tuonela besides freezing to death!

  • Rob a tumulus! 
  • Group therapy with cannibals! 
  • Treasure hunting under a frozen pond! 
  • Drink piss with a witch!
  • Discover the many benefits of a vegetarian lifestyle!


Packed with (human flesh) flavor and Inspired by sámi folklore and movies like John Carpenter’s the Thing. The disgusting pages within are radiating cosmic horror in full pantone neons. 


Additional features:


  • Procedures for hypothermic suffering.
  • Optional rules for moonshining in the cold north and summoning a spirit-demon.
  • More than one hour of ambient dungeon synth by Gelu Morsus.
  • The Undead Reindeer Generator: Too gross to put into words.
  • A bestiary for frozen deathtraps.

 

“I can't wait to roll up a reanimated reindeer with the undead head of an inquisitor replacing its rectum!”

- Anonymous Exalted Funeral staff member 

“It had testicles for eyes!!!”

Michael Sollien, plasterer and co-creator of Dragepust

 

Deluxe Package includes:


  • Black Antlers 20 page full-color zine + PDF
  • Official soundtrack by Gelu Morsus. Audio cassette + Audio download.
  • Undead Reindeer Generator! 
  • Screen printed pathone blue envelope, printed in Oslo and hand-numbered.
  • Postcards signed by the creator.

 

The Team:

Words, layout and most art by Daniel Harila Carlsen
Exhumed & edited by Walton Wood
Additional Artwork by Alex K. Barton, Iban BMG and Lettuce
Soundtrack by Gelu Morsus

Published by Exalted Funeral


Zine + PDF: 20 pages, staple bound zine, uncoated paper, full color. Includes PDF. 


Deluxe Bundle: Black Antlers Zine, Cassette soundtrack in custom o-card, Undead Reindeer Generator, signed postcards, all inside of a hand screen-printed and numbered envelope. Includes PDFs and audio files. 


Prices not finalized, subject to change. 

Price
$15.00
Style:Zine + PDF
This item is temporary out of stock

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