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Maybe you can make it out? Out of what? Out of the room? Out of the building? Out of New-New York? Off of the planet? Not likely -- but maybe you can find some meaning in your last days on this twisted ass hell world. Good luck, and I believe in you.
The Werewolves of Wall Street is a self-contained Capitalistpunk RPG Setting based on the Troika! rule set.
The year is 1980X... President Supreme Richard Radon rules from a glass tube. Both dead and not yet dead. Monolithic and unseen. Sealed away in a bunker somewhere underneath Wall Street.
They say freedom isn’t free, but the price of entry sure as hell has risen. The economy has become judge, jury, and executioner. The invisible hand has driven stock brokers into occult bloodletting, turned newscasts into job-seeking prayer circles, and made weddings pyramid schemes.
Don’t think you’re exempt.
You’ve been trapped too. Prison of no-escape by means of no-comparison. You have lost the words of critique, the systems are all you know, but at least you’ve still got a pulse. Navigate labyrinthian cubicle walls, negotiate heated conversations about cloning at the watercooler, and survive a bloody rampage as you escape Wolffe Bank.
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Written & illustrated by watt
38 pages, staple bound zine, color cover, partial color interior. Includes PDF.
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