Satanic Panic at Crowley Place Mall

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Satanic Panic at Crowley Place Mall is a new module written for Dead Mall, a Survival Horror TTRPG by John Patrick Cooper and Dystopian Games.

Players break into Crowley Place Mall, a long-abandoned shopping mecca with a dark secret. Upon entering the mall, the players find themselves in a lair of cultists led by the insane occultist Dr. Qualus Sardu. The Wandering Spirits of the dead walk the halls, as well as a hungry Wight. The ghost of a young metalhead named Rocky will appear and try to lure them into the Montgomery Ward for the final conflict with Dr. Sardu.

Inside you will find:

  • A fully generated Dead Mall featuring such stores as Kenny Rogers' Roasters, Beefsteak Charlie's and Wallpapers To Go
  • Enemies and NPCs to creep your players out
  • Maps of the Mall

Satanic Panic at Crowley Place Mall is written for Dead Mall (also available right here at Exalted Funeral), and can easily be slotted into any weird horror, folk horror and urbex games at your disposal. 

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Created by John Patrick Cooper for Dystopian Games

16 pages, 5.5'x8.5', saddle stitched zine, black and white throughout. Includes pdf.

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