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REANIMATED DAMAGE! Bloom WARNING
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Built by Dyson Phytology, hidden at the edge of explored space, and squirreled away at the bottom of an alien ocean, this clandestine research facility has recently discovered a marvelous ocean-floor moss with far-reaching potential. Subterfuge and breached quarantine quickly result in catastrophe. The infectious moss consumes both the facility and the staff that studied it, leaving only monstrous life in its wake.
Unaware of this disaster, an envious rival department turns to the black market to hire a team of hapless mercenaries, tasking them to infiltrate the labs and steal coveted samples of this would-be miracle moss. Upon arival, the team is greeted by empty hallways, corpses, and dire implications. Worse, they may already be infected by the nightmarish moss that haunts the hallways.
BLOOM is a short adventure of horrific infection. The risk of exposure is constant and subtle, the side effects ghastly and likely terminal.
Created by Daniel Hallinan, stalwart of the Mothership RPG 3pp Community!
Available by popular demand at Exalted Funeral!
Format: Print + PDF
Let me begin by stating that I have yet to bring this module to the table, I am terribly sorry for those looking for a review of the content. Like many before me I rush to make accusations based on such trivialities as the physical condition of the pages before taking the time to appreciate the content of my purchase. If you are looking for a review of the module, I would direct you to the linked itch.io page or the Mothership Discord.
To: Exalted Funeral
Department of Reanimation
whichever necromancer claims to have reanimated this zine,
I am writing to express my extreme disappointment in regards to the damage, or rather LACK thereof, to the zine I received.
I received this zine in a box with others, all encased in bubble wrap. I am willing to excuse this, there were fresh zines in the order and I understand that many of your customers prefer to do their own evil deeds and would like to receive only the freshest of goods for such purposes. I was also hoping that this was a sign as to the decrepitude of this Zine, protected so as to prevent it from disintegrating en route.
Imagine my horror, the shock, when I peeled back the funerary shroud to find this zine in almost perfect condition. This must have been a mistake, did I order the wrong one? But no, there it was, I had ordered a Reanimated copy. However, instead of the torn, moldering pile of scraps I had been promised, I was sent a copy with not but a small folded corner. A defect which took far too long to find, if you could even call it that.
I would suggest, should you hope to pass Zines with such minor defects as "reanimated" in the future, that you put some effort into roughing things up. Take a bat to it or something.
Loathsomely yours,
John the Necromancer
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