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SMASH, BURN and KILL your way to a front row seat at the Apocalypse!
The DERELICT is a floating scrapyard in space, a fused-together junk rocket screaming towards disaster, and it is jampacked with great big furious ORCS. As the Derelict nears its eventual doom, these orcs receive guidance from their mad gods and host raucous parties, daring raids and experimental interstellar navigation to gain their favour and earn a place in heaven.
About the book:
ORC BORG is loud, over-the-top and obnoxious. It uses the MÖRK BORG rules-set to make easy-to-run game set in the chaotic Derelict, and includes (but is not limited to):
Everything you need to make a crazed alien warrior determined to punch their way to Armageddon
Rules for piloting, fighting and stealing legendary Big Robots such as BANG TEN THOUSAND, MASSIVE PROBLEM, and RUST BITCH
Two types of space magic: runic TECHNOWIZARDRY and good old-fashioned YELL PRAYERS
A D12 weapon table that's stretched out to four pages so they could draw the weapons really big
A custom Apocalyptic Prophecy table, which is much more fun than MORK BORG’s
Rules for playing a cyborg orc, or ORCBORG, as we call them
Eight musical genres including PIANOHAMMER, TRASH CANNON and DRUM BASTARD
A bestiary including bloodthirsty demons, grotty aliens, cultish humans and rival orcs
