A mutant hybrid of RPG/CYOA/trash movies and comix love all on an 11" x 17" broadsheet!
House is a series of bi-monthly risograph broadsheets for all your Mystic Punks needs! Look for more issues in the near future! Each issue is a limited run, so get them while you can!
House: Issue 5
First available only at GARY CON XV, House #5 is now here! This ish takes a slight detour from its usual programming and focuses on Anthony Meloro's Purple Tears Of The Wolf mega-dungeon for the Dungeon 23 challenge! Your Punks need to stock up on supplies. So, look no further than Koola-Stop Qwik Mart––now under new demonic management! Shop 'til your dark heart's content for all types of majick goodies from Munno, the Qwik Mart's rad proprietor! Printed with dank green risograph inks on a creamy 11 x 17 broadsheet, House #5 caters to what Punks need to survive the sprawling dungeon under this convenience store!
House: Issue 4
End of the year trash for the HOUSE faithful! Issue 4 sees your Punk in a unique scenario with a curious creature and possible boon. Trapped in a room with a towering demonic fountain, will you imbibe Barnaball's gift of the majcik Waters of S'Kall? Or do your acute mystic senses warn you otherwise? So finish 2022 with the newest Mystic Punks newsletter, and check out the nerd-melt influences that make it so bizarre!
House: Issue 3
Welcome back to HOUSE! Mystic Punks official newsletter is here to shake your summer! The 3rd ish is heavy on story, light on trash as your Punk begins to put together their surroundings. A mad doctor’s laboratory, explicit experiments, and more mutants wait for your hero as they desperately try to find their loved one! Don’t sleep on this solo-play riso-printed nightmare. Grab the Mystic Punks Quick-Start rules, some weird dice, and dive in!
House: Issue 2
Continue exploring HOUSE! Two new rooms offer dangerous discoveries and unanswered questions. Investigate the mutant mantis' hovel. Who (or what) is Yubal-Eng? Are you ready for teatime in the parlor? All this and more trash movies and comix suggestions in HOUSE #2!
House: Issue 1
The first issue starts with your punk waking up in a derelict mansion. How'd they get here? Where is their loved one? And what's that creature in the doorway?! To play the campaign, you need the Mystic Punks Quickstart Rules. So, dive in and try to survive this horror while getting hip to the culture that creates Mystic Punks!
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Each poster is 11"x17" (flat size), single fold broadsheet, monochrome risograph printed on one side. No PDF included.
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