Kitchen Knightmares - Bundle + PDF

Kitchen Knightmares is a discord-based LARP in the vein of hidden-role games and mysteries. Based on the ground-breaking hit from Will Jobst and Adam Vass; This Discord Has Ghosts In It, players gather on a bespoke Discord server, assign roles, and engage in some light-hearted and very chaotic roleplay as they take on the persona of their characters.

In Kitchen Knightmares, the characters in question are:

  •  A Medieval knight sent forward in time to the wild year of 1999 
  •  The Wizard who sent them here; at the diner tonight to soak up victory 
  •  The Diners, regular 90s college kids here to have a good time and cause trouble 

Kitchen Knightmares is light, chaotic, and incredibly fun for everyone who plays- because it's a fairly rules-light game it makes a fantastic first-time roleplaying experience, and because it's all on Discord and has no dice setup is quick, easy, and anyone can do it!

Discord-based LARP?

That’s right! In both Kitchen Knightmares and its progenitor, This Discord Has Ghosts In It, players are all playing together in a shared discord server that's built to embody space their characters are in!

Treated as a physical space, players move around and interact with each other and their environment as if they're physically sharing that space.

Together, the rules, players, and yes- even Discord- create a wholly unique roleplaying experience that is, at the same time, simply to pick up and ridiculously fun once you get going!

Key Features

  • A quick, straightforward guide to creating your Diner's Discord server!
  • Guides for each of the 3 character types and their unique rules!
  • Tools to help "get into the vibe" of the diner, as well as safety tools!

A wild trip back to the 90s that'll send you reeling!

Purchase includes: Placemat: 11x17" two-sided placemat in full-color. Zine: 7x7", 22-page stable-bound zine in full color. PDF included. 

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