Dead Milkmen - Lost Tomb of the Bitchin' Chimera Bundle
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Learn MoreA monstrous seabird is terrorizing the hamlet of Tiny Town. The distraught Mistress Brownnose calls for aid. If our adventurers hope to placate the beast, they must cross the Swampland of Desire and find the Life-Is-Shit Boneyard. There, if they’re brave enough—or dumb enough—to enter the lair of the Burrow Owlbear, they might just find the Tomb of the Bitchin’ Chimera.
It is a system agnostic adventure module based on the songs of The Dead Milkmen and compatible with or adaptable to 5E or OSR or pretty much any ttrpg system. It has been designed for player characters of levels 3 to 5 and you can play it as a stand-alone game or easily fit it into your ongoing campaign.
Tome of the Pale Cow includes stat blocks and descriptions for the many creatures one might encounter in Tiny Town, the Life-Is-Shit Boneyard, and in the Burrow of the Owlbear. They include the Undead Milkmen and the Bitchin' Chimera herself.
Includes:
- The Lost Tomb of the Bitchen Chimera: Dead Milkmen RPG Adventure
- Tome of the Pale Cow: A Bitchin Bestiary
- Burrow of the Owlbear 22" x 15" Map
- Lost Tomb of the Bitchin' Chimera 22" x 15" Map
- Dead Milkmen Logo Dungeon 24" x 24" Map
- A set of four 25 mm custom marble black dice in a custom dice bag
Created by Andrew Ervin