'If THE RIZZLE declares a player to be retroactive that player receives a +2 to their score but suffers a -1 each time their gardening is aimed at someone other than THE RIZZLE. Players who display exceptional knowledge of Polearms receive +4 to their score."
The 2nd volume in the Cave Full of Spiders series (Forget Everything You Know About Bread Robots, The New Leisure Dream Catalog), this hot mess includes CLOWNS, COFFEE CUPS, CIGARETTES, and CANON-CANNONS! Not recommended for play, but if you must, we recommend you use Troika!, cause that's what we use.
This is the last print run of this timeless classic, since the worldwide Fundo! shortage has forced us to open new arcades and honestly, we're just that over-staffed that everyone is going to get the weekend off, so, uhh, buy now, regret always!
Brought to you by Cave Full of Spiders.
8 pages, 5.5"x8.5", saddle stitched zine, color cover and interiors. Includes pdf.
Orders typically ship within 24-48 hours after being placed, business days only Monday - Friday. If you place an order on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday then it will not ship until the following business week.
We use USPS, UPS and DHL. Rates are based on current service rates and are subject to change. For the majority of items we ship in deluxe padded bubble mailers with bags and boards for added protection or with cardboard book mailers. Larger orders will be finely packed as well. We care about the product getting to you safe and secure.
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Please note that ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Shipments are sent via DHL. Shipping does not include customs fees, which are subject to each countries' tax requirement. We want you to buy with confidence but please understand that once the items leave the USA we will not be responsible for lost or damaged items unless you contact us to get additional insurance if available.
If your shipment is returned to us due to insufficient address or marked as undeliverable for any reason, we will need to collect another shipping fee in order to resend your item.
If you request an item to be returned (excluding damaged or incorrect items) then you will be responsible for the return shipping fee.
Only orders that contain items that are in stock at the time of ordering will be combined, when possible.
Essentially it is the same as above. We adore all of you and strive to give you the best possible customer experience possible but inventory tracking not only for us but for our vendors and partners makes this almost impossible to do now.
Pre-order dates are subject to change. We get as frustrated as you do when things come up but this happens from time to time. Sometimes circumstances beyond our control will create delays. We try to communicate via social media and our weekly newsletter to keep everyone as up to date as possible.
All items in an order containing pre-orders will ship with the pre-order item once it is in stock. If you would like the other items earlier, please place a seperate order from the one containing the pre-order.
We cannot combine pre-orders with existing orders nor combine new orders with existing pre-orders.
Pre-orders will be exempt from any type of general sale.
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