The overseers vanished months ago. Gangs of feral children lurk in the shadows of a vast blood-stained factory. Knife season has come. Food is running out. Some rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born.
Unicorn Meat is a southern gothic horror adventure inspired by LISA the Painful, True Detective, and Lord of the Flies, set in the decaying ruins of the last unicorn farm in the world. Play as carvergirls attempting to escape, or as adults unravelling the horror at the center of the Rochefocauld Company's great sin. Compatible with any number of old-school and old school-adjacent RPGs.
Features include:
Content Warning: child abuse, intense violence, gore, body horror, disease/starvation, implied assault, alcohol and drug abuse, religious trauma, and slavery.
Editing by Jarrett Crader (MRC) and Fiona Geist (MRC)
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