You are Loot Goons. You live in weird underground places filled with junk that came from the Uplands. Some of it is magical. Most of it is dangerous. You don't really know where it came from, who put it here, or why.
There are monsters and other things in the Downlands with you. Sometimes they're guarding new junk.
Do with that information what you will.
Loot Goons is a hack of Tunnel Goons by Nate Treme. It does some fun things with the inventory. You should play it.
14 pages, landscape A5 softcover saddle stitched zine, color cover, B&W interior. Includes PDF and digital character sheets.