You're (Not) a Wizard + PDF

Congratulations! You have been accepted to Smitherton Academy, the finest school for the study and practice of magic in this or any realm.

Your placement is confirmed, tuition paid, and you are all set to begin matriculating with our elite student body this fall.

There's only one problem:
          You have no magical ability.

That's right. Whether through clerical error or cosmic joke, you were mistakenly admitted to Smitherton despite your utter lack of magical gifts. But you're determined to make the most of it. And that means one thing: Not Getting Caught.

If your teacher or classmates find out, you know you're out of here. So do your best, be on your guard, and if you're lucky you might just survive to see graduation.

After all, how hard could it be?


About the Game

You're (Not) A Wizard is a tabletop roleplaying game about getting into magic school by mistake and having to bluff, trick, and scheme your way through. Think: Magic School meets The Good Place.

It's a zero-prep game for 3-6 players, intended to be played in a single session or over the course of 2-3 sessions of 2-4 hours. 

The Team

Written by David Esarey
Art by Johanna Taylor

32 pages, 8.5"x5.5", color throughout, softcover zine. PDF included.

Only 2 left in stock!

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Shipping Information

Orders typically ship within 24-48 hours after being placed, business days only Monday - Friday. If you place an order on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday then it will not ship until the following business week. 

We use USPS, UPS and DHL. Rates are based on current service rates and are subject to change. For the majority of items we ship in deluxe padded bubble mailers with bags and boards for added protection or with cardboard book mailers. Larger orders will be finely packed as well. We care about the product getting to you safe and secure.  






  • Inexpensive
  • Takes 6-10 days
  • Includes tracking
  • Only books are available for shipping Media Mail
  • NO INSURANCE- This means all sales are final. By choosing this option you understand the inherent risk with ordering

USPS Priority, UPS, and DHL

  • Takes 2-4 Business days, usually
  • Tracking included
  • All items in store are available to be shipped using these methods
  • Insured, lost or damaged items will be covered


Please note that ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Shipments are sent via DHL. Shipping does not include customs fees, which are subject to each countries' tax requirement. We want you to buy with confidence but please understand that once the items leave the USA we will not be responsible for lost or damaged items unless you contact us to get additional insurance if available. 



If your shipment is returned to us due to insufficient address or marked as undeliverable for any reason, we will need to collect another shipping fee in order to resend your item. 

If you request an item to be returned (excluding damaged or incorrect items) then you will be responsible for the return shipping fee. 


Only orders that contain items that are in stock at the time of ordering will be combined, when possible. 


Essentially it is the same as above. We adore all of you and strive to give you the best possible customer experience possible but inventory tracking not only for us but for our vendors and partners makes this almost impossible to do now. 


Pre-order dates are subject to change. We get as frustrated as you do when things come up but this happens from time to time. Sometimes circumstances beyond our control will create delays. We try to communicate via social media and our weekly newsletter to keep everyone as up to date as possible. 

All items in an order containing pre-orders will ship with the pre-order item once it is in stock. If you would like the other items earlier, please place a seperate order from the one containing the pre-order. 

We cannot combine pre-orders with existing orders nor combine new orders with existing pre-orders. 

Pre-orders will be exempt from any type of general sale.

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