The Chaos Gods Come to Meatlandia
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Learn MoreMeatlandia is ruled by the Meat Lord and his juicy meat magic. It seethes with intrigue as the stalwart Rust Lord and his warriors, the hidden assassins of Death’s Hand, and the all too friendly cultists of Our Lady of Sorrows all vie for control. None of them are prepared for the great worms that swim up from the bowels of the earth.
Written for Old School Essentials, but compatible with all OSR systems, the world of Meatlandia is bloody and horrific and just a little silly. This is a modern OSR take on strange-fantasy-pulp world-building. Featuring a new city, 5 new classes, 42 new Carnomancy spells, new monsters, nutritional supplements, magical meat items, hidden catacombs, lots of maps, and five game seeds to get you started playing right away. The shenanigans in this book are unbalanced, ridiculous, overpowered, and specially formulated to give you a night of the most enjoyable tabletop experience possible.