{"product_id":"reanimated-damage-lichcraft-warning","title":"REANIMATED DAMAGE! Lichcraft - WARNING!","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eThis is a damaged copy. It is still fully readable, but WILL have dings, dents, creases and other imperfections. No returns or refunds for DAMAGE SALE items. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #e2a2e2;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn the grim, cis, far future, there are only waiting lists.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Year is 2069. The setting is Great Britain. The Tories have been in power since 2010.  Elections have long been abandoned since highly successful gerrymandering rendered them pointless.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDue to National Health Service cuts, trans healthcare has become increasingly hard to access.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe waiting list for a first appointment at a gender identity clinic is now 300 years.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e They don’t want to outright refuse you; that would imply that the health service is over capacity or underfunded. Instead they will simply add you to the end of the list and wait for you to die. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBut they are fools. For you have learned the secrets of immortality. And you will get to the end of that waiting list, even if it means waiting another millennium…\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAbout the game:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eA satircal forged in the dark rpg where you play as transgender necromancers seeking immortality in order to reach the end of an NHS waiting list. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Team:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreated by Laurie O'Connel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eContributions by Sam Dunnewold, Ema Acosta, Chin Yan Han Kristen, and Alasdair Philbey\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e28 pages, A5, saddle-stitch \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ezine. Includes PDF\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"12 Pins Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46585634029670,"sku":"EFRPG1294-D","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0025\/6006\/5625\/products\/lichcraft-pdf-rpg-103342.jpg?v=1688418031","url":"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/reanimated-damage-lichcraft-warning","provider":"Exalted Funeral","version":"1.0","type":"link"}