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And what would it look like if history was seen through their (yeasty) eyes? Instead of playing as adventurers at a tavern, or even a chef behind the scenes, you will inhabit a food from its conception through history in the sister cities of Blue Kmiyd and Rose Kmiyd.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eIn this game, you will inhabit the world of a recipe as it is prepared, safeguarded, and handed down through generations. These recipes, and the food they create, are well-loved historical relics, mirroring a region’s geography, politics, and people. As you play, you will create the worlds of Blue Kmiyd and Rose Kmiyd, and the conflicts between their peoples and culinary talents. Recipe on Kmiydish Paper is based upon the experiences of pre-WWII Jewish Quarter residents in Eastern Europe and the power and legacy of their food. It’s a love letter to Chowder, Strega Nona, Top Chef, and Mandy Patinkin, to name a few inspirations. No dice are required for play, just something to write on, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/playlist\/39a4RAWIDPF3Fv3bxs4jOS?si=0ce06ab58dda4e4c\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/playlist\/39a4RAWIDPF3Fv3bxs4jOS?si=0ce06ab58dda4e4c\"\u003ethe Kmiydish Rest playlist\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e, and a few hours to build out a food history. 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A companion volume to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/creatures-of-the-dying-world#:~:text=Creatures%20of%20the%20Dying%20World%20is%20a%20M%C3%96RK%20BORG%20compatible,An%20Exalted%20Funeral%20Exclusive!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreatures of the Dying World\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, it is sure to bring many hours of fun to your table!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeaturing:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e16 detailed entries on flora found throughout the Dying World\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elavish full color illustrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003estats and game play effects for \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMÖRK BORG\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCreator:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCreated by \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/creatures-of-the-dying-world#:~:text=Creatures%20of%20the%20Dying%20World%20is%20a%20M%C3%96RK%20BORG%20compatible,An%20Exalted%20Funeral%20Exclusive!\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/creatures-of-the-dying-world#:~:text=Creatures%20of%20the%20Dying%20World%20is%20a%20M%C3%96RK%20BORG%20compatible,An%20Exalted%20Funeral%20Exclusive!\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eJonny \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/bloozit.com\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBloozit\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ac56ed;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eAn Exalted Funeral exclusive!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e20 pages, 8\" x 10\" saddle stitched zine, color cover \u0026amp; interiors. 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What better place to find them other than Snowvale Cemetery––the final resting place of the Hemlocke family, worshippers of the evil god, Licar? But the Punks aren’t the only ones digging for dark powers underground. 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Parlay or engage ruthless pirates. Establish trade with local villages. Wander beyond the wall and encounter dinosaurs and various other monsters from yesteryear. Summit the ancient volcano and find a lake housing a hidden temple. Dungeon delve in a forgotten site and maybe even spot an alien from the stars.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis adventure uses the core rules for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003ebastards. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebut is generally OSR compatible. 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You’ll be controlling a bunch of scumbags who are being melted from the inside out by acidic stomach juices, they’re all going to die and have a thoroughly unpleasant time doing it, so they may as well find someone else’s face to spray some of those juices into and share the experience around a bit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eGameplay:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePukeapocalypse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e is a low minis count, miniatures agnostic narrative skirmish game. It’s designed to encourage kitbashing and campaign play for \u003cstrong\u003etwo or more players\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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Together they set out in search of Rickety’s past, with abundant humor and danger galore.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAbout the Book:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFrom the creators of \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/dungeoneer-adventures-academy-collection\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDungeoneer Adventures\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e and the tabletop roleplaying game \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/collections\/land-of-eem?_pos=1\u0026amp;_psq=land+of+eem\u0026amp;_ss=e\u0026amp;_v=1.0\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eThe Land of Eem\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e is the full color graphic novel series that started it all!\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo Series #1: The Road to Epoli\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e is also available as part of the boxed set \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/rickety-stitch-and-the-gelatinous-goo-1-the-road-to-epoli\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eRickety Stitch and the Gelatinous Goo: The Exalted Collection\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Team:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eWritten by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/jamesparkswrites.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eJames Parks\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.bencosta.com\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBen Costa\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated by Ben Costa\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e208 pages, 7.25\" x 9.75\", full color throughout, perfect bound, paperback, graphic novel. 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