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A module loved by those who first played that dungeon and dice game, known for its iconic island hexcrawl - well, now it gets a fresh overhaul for the exciting and deadly adventure game by \u003ca data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/twitter.com\/micaholism\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1691590002071000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw3fnPvdiXkwrXdIbyS1PyaD\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/micaholism\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/micaholism\"\u003eMicah Anderson\u003c\/a\u003e - \u003ca data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/micah-anderson.itch.io\/bastards-pearlescent-edition\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1691590002071000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw3E1CFWqH5rsEOXBJkq6-oh\" href=\"https:\/\/micah-anderson.itch.io\/bastards-pearlescent-edition\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/micah-anderson.itch.io\/bastards-pearlescent-edition\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ebastards.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKnown for its introductionary and overland travel style, X1 saw, and continues to see, much play throughout the years - and you can play it for yourself with a new school style of play!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSail the treacherous shores that surround this deady island. Parlay or engage ruthless pirates. Establish trade with local villages. Wander beyond the wall and encounter dinosaurs and various other monsters from yesteryear. Summit the ancient volcano and find a lake housing a hidden temple. Dungeon delve in a forgotten site and maybe even spot an alien from the stars.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis adventure uses the core rules for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003ebastards. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebut is generally OSR compatible. All monsters without stat blocks use the stats found in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/micah-anderson.itch.io\/the-bastards-book-of-monsters\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/micah-anderson.itch.io\/the-bastards-book-of-monsters\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1691590002072000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw2tvDyP6wSi9lb-YJ73VFF-\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Bastards Book of Monsters\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e by Micah Anderson.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \n\u003ch3\u003eThe Team:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\" data-mce-style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWriting: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/manarampmatt\" rel=\"nofollow\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/twitter.com\/manarampmatt\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1691423593648000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0ahypbXl8N1VCWneULtvdm\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/manarampmatt\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"il\"\u003eMatthew\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" class=\"il\"\u003eMorris\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAKA \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/manarampmatt.itch.io\/\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/manarampmatt.itch.io\/\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1691423593648000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0SjBYVraKvQ-06odZ3EaFx\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/manarampmatt.itch.io\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eManaRampMatt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEdits\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sivads_sanctum\" rel=\"nofollow\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/twitter.com\/sivads_sanctum\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1691423593648000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw07SiX6YJEB6XLJp3Fa2SUT\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sivads_sanctum\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eJon Davis, Sivads Sanctum\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArt: Alex Damaceno, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/gnarledmonster.itch.io\/\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?q=https:\/\/gnarledmonster.itch.io\/\u0026amp;source=gmail\u0026amp;ust=1691423593648000\u0026amp;usg=AOvVaw0eRyOFb44bt3DvNjxIbbrf\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/gnarledmonster.itch.io\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eGnarledMonster\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eTitle logo: Andriy Lukin \u003cbr\u003eLayout: Gontijo \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003eA6, 36 pages, saddle stitch full color zine. 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After the bombs fell, what passed for survivors noticed that an inconvenient side effect was that everyone’s stomach acid had been turned into some sort of violent radioactive gloop which began melting everyone from the inside out. Everyone left alive will be lucky to make it a month, so now that it’s all over, may as well try to have a laugh blasting each other with face melting gut luggage.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eAbout the game:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePukeapocalypse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, a nasty, violent, nihilistic, foul mouthed ride on a torrent of radioactive puke towards the end of the world. It’s punk, horrible and full of gore and grue, knows lots of rude words and likes to use them. You’ll be controlling a bunch of scumbags who are being melted from the inside out by acidic stomach juices, they’re all going to die and have a thoroughly unpleasant time doing it, so they may as well find someone else’s face to spray some of those juices into and share the experience around a bit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eGameplay:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePukeapocalypse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e is a low minis count, miniatures agnostic narrative skirmish game. It’s designed to encourage kitbashing and campaign play for \u003cstrong\u003etwo or more players\u003c\/strong\u003e. A game should last about \u003cstrong\u003e45 minutes\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can play a good chunk of a campaign in a single session.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ll grab a band of scumbags from one of \u003cstrong\u003esix messed up cliques\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeral Doggers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePuke powered Vom Cultists\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDominant Queen’s Cysters\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAggro driven Skinless Skins\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeta mastering Straight Edgers \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe mentalists of the Psychobillies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach has a set of unique powers, specific playstyle and progression path along with a distinct aesthetic and style. 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Everything results in something happening, nothing ends in nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you’re a glutton for punishment, there’s a full campaign system. \u003c\/strong\u003eScumbags don’t have stats, because who can be doing with that noise? Instead experience results in new weird powers that open up different abilities and options during play. Not that you can just spend that experience, you’ll be using a die to progress system where an individual Scumbag only gets new powers when they burst into a shower of acidic puke and get replaced by a convenient identical relation. The new scumbag will come with new powers and will keep anything the old one had that you modelled onto the mini. Kitbashing is built right into the rules, if it’s painted in or glued on you can’t lose it. Hobby makes you immortal. 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